So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?

Like 3 people: *raises hand*

Professor: Who plans on never getting married?

Me: *raises hand*

Professor: *points me out* why?

Me: It's illegal.

Professor: touche.

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